Nothing Like Some Balls In Your Face, Amirite?

I’m not going to lie to you, when my friends suggested that we go to some place and get covered in balls, I really wasn’t that keen. After all, I’d given this up years ago. When I realized that what they had in mind and what I had in mind were completely different things, I was in! We headed to a “ball pit cafe” in Myeongdong, Seoul. I expected to be met with bounce houses and trampolines and shit, but I couldn’t have gotten it more wrong. We went to Urban Space– a stunning location serving up incredible cocktails and plenty of Instaworthy moments.

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Sup Myeongdong

 

If you’re going to do Myeongdong, make sure you do it fucking right. After all, you didn’t come to Korea to do things like shop in department stores and eat indoors. Although there’s plenty of that shit in Myeongdong, you want to be on the streets eating everything in sight! If authentic Korean street food is what you want, Oreo Churros are what you’ll get (they’re actually pretty good tbh) anyway, there’s a lot more to it than that! Continue reading “Sup Myeongdong”

America, Why Are You Like This?

 

 

There’s a lot going on in America right now, but nothing is more pressing than this! Here’s a list of the things that bothered me in America…

 

When Americans are confused about states of matter… 

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So like this is a liquid.

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Dude, You Should Go To El Paso

It’s your first trip to America. HOLY SHIT, HOW EXCITING! You picture this land “from the movies” and have the obvious places you’ll visit mapped out in your head- New York, LA, Chicago- the big cities, right? Well, as a highly educated, orange man, who has the best words once said, “WRONG!”.  Those were my thoughts initially anyway, but thots are fleeting as we know all too well. Once the course of my love life took a detour, so too did the destinations on my trip to The States. After a weekend in California, I headed to Texas! And guess where I went!! Actually, don’t… you won’t guess it… I was off to El Paso. If El Paso isn’t on your list then get it the fuck on there! This hidden gem is a must see for everyone and here’s why! Continue reading “Dude, You Should Go To El Paso”