Dude, You Should Go To El Paso

It’s your first trip to America. HOLY SHIT, HOW EXCITING! You picture this land “from the movies” and have the obvious places you’ll visit mapped out in your head- New York, LA, Chicago- the big cities, right? Well, as a highly educated, orange man, who has the best words once said, “WRONG!”.  Those were my thoughts initially anyway, but thots are fleeting as we know all too well. Once the course of my love life took a detour, so too did the destinations on my trip to The States. After a weekend in California, I headed to Texas! And guess where I went!! Actually, don’t… you won’t guess it… I was off to El Paso. If El Paso isn’t on your list then get it the fuck on there! This hidden gem is a must see for everyone and here’s why!